Very, very public masturbation (at least in my perspective it’s public…not so much to Rob). Would’ve had a quicker orgasm, but the sun was burning my whiteness and people kept on walking by. Can you just leave a girl in peace to masturbate…good gawd? Yet again got covered in sand so I had to try to clear at least some of it off…wasted efforts on my part.

Yep…that’s right…I’ve got sand in my privates, and did for a week after this shoot. They aren’t lying when they call this place “Sandy Beach”….but I will never go in the water there again. The first time I swam in here I was in front of one hundred guys…and lost my top, not once but twice. No wonder there are so many guys that come here. They are waiting for stupid Haole (foreigner) girls like me to come in their skimpy bikinis that end up getting ripped away by the water.

This is by far the most extreme public nudity shoot I’ve ever done…and if you haven’t figured it out yet…this is not a nude beach. I had to wake up super early to shoot this (which that in itself is amazing!) And a bunch of people get to see my white ass and my even whiter boobs. I was freaked out the whole time that we would get caught by police or something, but thankfully we didn’t.

Okay so I’m definitely no Anna Kournikova. This is my second time ever playing tennis and let me tell you, it isn’t easy. Especially when you are playing it topless while a bunch of cars are driving by and people walking by…then it’s like a million times harder. It was still fun though. I definitely burned off a bunch of calories running after the ball. I hope the guy I was playing with didn’t get too frustrated with me. And it was fun trying to climb that fence, and see how high I could get…though it hurt my hands so I probably won’t be doing that again too soon.

Today was a kinky, naked day full of nakedness, dancing, getting yelled at by angry movie theatre employees, and ice cream…yeah. For the first time ever in my life I run down stairs in public while taking my shirt off. Now how many people can say they’ve done that? I also moon you with my white butt, while a very interested old lady looks on. Not sure if she could see anything or not, but I really didn’t want to know.

So I just bought this really cute skater outfit yesterday and really wanted to shoot in it. I’m not very good at skateboarding to tell you the truth…I have really sucky balance, but hey at least I’m trying. After attempting to skateboard we head on over to the basketball court. I used to be on the basketball team in middle school…but ended up quitting when the girls got too competitive. The hoop seemed pretty tricky, seeing as though most of my balls would hit the rim, do a spin and get knocked back out….but I made a few. My friend had brought along a football so we threw that around a little too…but Danielle FTV style…meaning topless!

I got to drive in a Lambo!!! Holy cow…the whole time I was worrying about crashing the thing. The FTV photog was like “you can go faster” and I was like if I crash this car it will take me 10 years to pay for the repairs. But I ended up getting it up to about 145…not sure exactly how fast I was going, I was more worried about keeping the car on the road. The Lambo is really low to the ground so I was worried about people being able to see my boobs, but if they did I guess they didn’t mind. We stop on the side of the road to take some pictures and video. I was pretty nervous because there I’m sitting, boobs out just playing with myself as cars go whizzing by. Good thing no cops went past.

So I finally get to do a shoot in this really sexy black dress that I got from the Guess store. I’ve only had it for like a year! We head over to a beautiful Lamborghini dealership. I get to pose pretty around a bunch of super expensive cars and I get to sit in the “golden princess” which unfortunately I’ve only gotten to do once before. There has to be at least $10 million worth of cars in this one place. I pose around the Bugatti Veyron… My favorite car out of the bunch would be the Saleen. I absolutely love that red color.